Down through the Chimney comes Apple Plumbing!

by Apple Plumbing Services • December 19, 2019
Santa ClausUp on the second floor, toilets flush. Out jumps bad ol' icky stuff

Down through the bowels of privy flushing. All for the unexpected Christmas stuff

Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down on the first floor, I hear water running. Where oh where is that plumber's number?
 
First comes the little stuff gurgling to the top. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!

Give me a John that won’t cause stress. One that will flush and not give icky gifts

Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Up on the second floor, primal screams. Down through the hallway it seems like a dream
 
Next comes the water bill with lots of numbers. Oh, what an unexpected gift this year

Here is a hammer for lots of wacks. Also, a ball and chain to take a crack

Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!

 
Up from the second floor, I hear a drip. Out drops bad ol' ceiling stuff

Down through the kitchen, I’m starting to beg. I don’t need unexpected Christmas gifts

Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down on the first floor, my faucets leaking. Where oh where is that plumber's number?
 
First comes the bucket to catch the water. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!

Give me a faucet that won’t leak. One that will turn off and on without a peep

Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Up on the second floor, a leaky valve. Down through the hallway I’m having a cow
 
Next comes the water damage with lots of numbers. Oh, what an unexpected Holiday gift

Here is a wrench to make it stop. Also a washer and Teflon stuff
 
Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!


Up from the second floor, there’s murky shower water. Out drops bad ol' hairy stuff

Down in the basement my washers revolting. I don’t need unexpected Holiday gifts

Ho, Ho, Ho! My drain needs to be cleaned!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down on the first floor, my sinks are full. Where oh where can I find a plumber?
                          
First comes the Shop-Vac to clean up water. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!

Give me a drain that won’t back up. One that will be clear of the icky stuff

Ho, Ho, Ho! My drain needs to be cleaned!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Up on the second floor, I hear a scream, Down through the hallway, it feels like a dream
 
Next comes the water damage enough to make me scream. Oh, what an unexpected Holiday gift

Here is a hammer to make it stop. Also a washer and Teflon stuff
 
Ho, Ho, Ho!  My drain needs to be cleaned!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!


Up on the second floor, I’m taking a shower. Out jumps cold icky stuff

Down through the pipes, I feel the ice forming. All for the unexpected Christmas gift

Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down on the first floor, I hear a guest scream. Where oh where can I find a plumber?
 
First comes the warm water when it should be hot. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!

Give me a hot water heater that does the job. One that will provide me with a hot, steamy bath

Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Up on the second floor, primal screams. Down through the hallway my guests run for heat
 
Next comes the frostbite from the ice-cold shower. Oh, what an unexpected Santa gift

Here is a hammer for lots of wacks. Also, a ticket to Iceland, don’t forget to pack

Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!

Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!

Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!

 

Merry Christmas from all of us at Apple Plumbing Services!
 

For all of your plumbing needs at any time of the year, contact the professional plumbers at Apple Plumbing Services in Scottsdale, AZ or call (480) 425-8282.


 
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How long do water heaters last?

The average life expectancy of a water heater is about 8-12 years.

From electric to gas, electric hybrid water heaters, and tankless gas heaters, you can count on the professional plumbers at Apple Plumbing Services.

When cold water strikes, contact the professional plumbers at Apple Plumbing Services for your residential or commercial water heater repair and replacement in Scottsdale, AZ and throughout the Valley at (480) 425-8282.
 

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