Down through the Chimney comes Apple Plumbing!
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Apple Plumbing Services • December 19, 2019
Up on the second floor, toilets flush. Out jumps bad ol' icky stuffDown through the bowels of privy flushing. All for the unexpected Christmas stuff
Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down on the first floor, I hear water running. Where oh where is that plumber's number?
First comes the little stuff gurgling to the top. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!
Give me a John that won’t cause stress. One that will flush and not give icky gifts
Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Up on the second floor, primal screams. Down through the hallway it seems like a dream
Next comes the water bill with lots of numbers. Oh, what an unexpected gift this year
Here is a hammer for lots of wacks. Also, a ball and chain to take a crack
Ho, Ho, Ho! My toilets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!
Up from the second floor, I hear a drip. Out drops bad ol' ceiling stuff
Down through the kitchen, I’m starting to beg. I don’t need unexpected Christmas gifts
Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down on the first floor, my faucets leaking. Where oh where is that plumber's number?
First comes the bucket to catch the water. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!
Give me a faucet that won’t leak. One that will turn off and on without a peep
Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Up on the second floor, a leaky valve. Down through the hallway I’m having a cow
Next comes the water damage with lots of numbers. Oh, what an unexpected Holiday gift
Here is a wrench to make it stop. Also a washer and Teflon stuff
Ho, Ho, Ho! My faucets a mess!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!
Up from the second floor, there’s murky shower water. Out drops bad ol' hairy stuff
Down in the basement my washers revolting. I don’t need unexpected Holiday gifts
Ho, Ho, Ho! My drain needs to be cleaned!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down on the first floor, my sinks are full. Where oh where can I find a plumber?
First comes the Shop-Vac to clean up water. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!
Give me a drain that won’t back up. One that will be clear of the icky stuff
Ho, Ho, Ho! My drain needs to be cleaned!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Up on the second floor, I hear a scream, Down through the hallway, it feels like a dream
Next comes the water damage enough to make me scream. Oh, what an unexpected Holiday gift
Here is a hammer to make it stop. Also a washer and Teflon stuff
Ho, Ho, Ho! My drain needs to be cleaned!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!
Up on the second floor, I’m taking a shower. Out jumps cold icky stuff
Down through the pipes, I feel the ice forming. All for the unexpected Christmas gift
Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down on the first floor, I hear a guest scream. Where oh where can I find a plumber?
First comes the warm water when it should be hot. Oh, dear Santa, make it stop!
Give me a hot water heater that does the job. One that will provide me with a hot, steamy bath
Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Up on the second floor, primal screams. Down through the hallway my guests run for heat
Next comes the frostbite from the ice-cold shower. Oh, what an unexpected Santa gift
Here is a hammer for lots of wacks. Also, a ticket to Iceland, don’t forget to pack
Ho, Ho, Ho! My hot water heaters dead!
Ho, Ho, Ho! My guests are arriving!
Down through the chimney comes Apple Plumbing!
